Mervin Gersh
Band’s Biog
Each band member was reanimated from soapy, hairy mulches found in the plugholes of 70’s pornstars’ trailers.
Their creator, a Dr Mervin Pedro Gersh, provided their spark for life by using Chemical M – a powerful combination of Paul McCartney’s divorce tears, the odour of The Lobster Pot Chippy and the coagulum from beneath the bar of the Albert Hotel.
Initially the band were received as a group of hairy, insane freaks that were an afront to creation, but they are hoping they will finally gain acceptance from the world by winning their persecutors over with their quirky, hooky tunes, melodic harmonies and legendary back line.
