How to Swim are an orchestral pop-rock band from Glasgow, Scotland. Since 2001, they have released a variety of music to some acclaim. These include The Littlest Orgasm EP, released on Stow College’s Electric Honey label, and the forthcoming Retina (or More Fun than a Vat of Love), to be released in September 2010. There are nine musicians in the band’s current line-up; guitars, strings, brass and keyboards all make regular appearances in their energetic live show. How to Swim write songs about corpses in underground stations, the disadvantages of partial blindness, love, death, sword-swallowers, deliberate disfigurement, anxiety and happiness. They could be your favourite band, if you’d let them burrow into your heart and lay their little eggs.